Hmm, perhaps you're right. But alas, I'm something of a romantic at heart when all's said and done. Is it so wrong for me to want to see two hearts receive the happily ever after they so dearly deserve?

[Some of the words are a bit dramatic, but there's truth to them.]

And besides, we're friends now, aren't we? It would be heartless of me not to help out a friend who's facing troubles.