That's what I told him! I even asked him if he was expecting me to tell you about any injuries he suffers on his way up to you. Not that I was expecting any harm to befall him, but I'm horrible with those kinds of reports.

[Dramatic sigh! He crosses his arms. Though he does notice one detail.]

I don't know about sleeping outside, but hopefully banishing him from the bedroom will be enough to get his priorities straight. It's admirable he cares so much about you, but it does no one favours throwing your own safety aside for it!