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[It never really takes long to descend into silliness with these two when the time comes. And it has very much come right now.
Alhaitham of course tries to fight against that for a bit, refusing to let Kaveh have the upper hand again—and he's hardly one to be fair for something like this, so after a bit of struggling he goes for the ultimatum route, which is where he wraps one arm around Kaveh's shoulders and pulls him into his chest, effectively keeping him pinned.]
Alhaitham of course tries to fight against that for a bit, refusing to let Kaveh have the upper hand again—and he's hardly one to be fair for something like this, so after a bit of struggling he goes for the ultimatum route, which is where he wraps one arm around Kaveh's shoulders and pulls him into his chest, effectively keeping him pinned.]
[Well now he's squished to Alhaitham's chest, which means Kaveh, paragon of maturity, does what any grown adult man would do in this situation:
Crane his head down and blow a raspberry right into the chest.]
Crane his head down and blow a raspberry right into the chest.]
A fair comment, mon ami! Then I have no worries of upset if I don't share my good fortunes!
[He seems relieved by Kaveh's words, and puffs up proudly, not unlike a cat being allowed to keep its toy.]
No offence taken! After all I do seem to recall that you prefer your partners to be on the tall, dark, and mysterious side, isn't that right?
[He seems relieved by Kaveh's words, and puffs up proudly, not unlike a cat being allowed to keep its toy.]
No offence taken! After all I do seem to recall that you prefer your partners to be on the tall, dark, and mysterious side, isn't that right?
[Senior please.
Alhaitham makes a face when he feels the tickle of Kaveh's tongue against his chest, and reacts exactly how anyone else in his situation would do—which is to get Kaveh into a headlock and return the noogie that his senior did to him earlier.
How's that for payback.]
Alhaitham makes a face when he feels the tickle of Kaveh's tongue against his chest, and reacts exactly how anyone else in his situation would do—which is to get Kaveh into a headlock and return the noogie that his senior did to him earlier.
How's that for payback.]
[Well, Kaveh yelped and has resumed struggling to free himself!]
H-hey-! Let go, you'll undo my hair--
[It's too late. the floofy lion mane is free.]
H-hey-! Let go, you'll undo my hair--
[It's too late. the floofy lion mane is free.]
[The giant fluff of hair is indeed here, but that does nothing to deter Alhaitham whatsoever. If anything he is simply more insistent now, huffing out something that almost sounds like a laugh as he continues to keep Kaveh trapped in his hold—
—or at the very least, that happens for about a minute more before the finer hairs get to Alhaitham, and while he makes a valiant attempt to stop himself from sneezing all he's really doing is delaying the inventible. When it does happen said sneeze is incredibly loud—not to mention strong enough to rattle through Alhaitham's entire body, so Kaveh can easily feel it too.]
—or at the very least, that happens for about a minute more before the finer hairs get to Alhaitham, and while he makes a valiant attempt to stop himself from sneezing all he's really doing is delaying the inventible. When it does happen said sneeze is incredibly loud—not to mention strong enough to rattle through Alhaitham's entire body, so Kaveh can easily feel it too.]
H-hey, hey...
[Instead of revelling in this display of instantaneous karma, of course, Kaveh is concerned, struggling to sit up to look at the man, or at least get his hair out of his face.]
Be careful!
[Instead of revelling in this display of instantaneous karma, of course, Kaveh is concerned, struggling to sit up to look at the man, or at least get his hair out of his face.]
Be careful!
[If it were just one bad sneeze it would be fine, but it seems like his body has taken that first one as a sign for more, so when the second happens Alhaitham pretty much dislodges himself from Kaveh so that he can turn away and let it loose. Its those kinds of bad sneezes where his whole body ends up recoiling as he does so, and he barely has any time to recover before another two more come out of him—and when those finally pass Alhaitham is left sniffling loudly, eyes watery and his nose starting to run a little.
...and of course, with that sort of uncomfortable feeling Alhaitham does what everyone else tends to do in this situation, which is to try and wipe off that runniness with the back of his hand with another loud sniffle.]
...and of course, with that sort of uncomfortable feeling Alhaitham does what everyone else tends to do in this situation, which is to try and wipe off that runniness with the back of his hand with another loud sniffle.]
well he sounds just delightful
and she's told him no repeatedly, I bet?
and she's told him no repeatedly, I bet?
A barrel of messed up apples, that family.
[He would say pineapples, but that doesn't sound as good.]
More than that. She beat her refusal over and over into his head. Unfortunately, he's got a thick skull, so no matter how much Akane or I try to get it across, he won't get it and keeps pursuing after us.
[He would say pineapples, but that doesn't sound as good.]
More than that. She beat her refusal over and over into his head. Unfortunately, he's got a thick skull, so no matter how much Akane or I try to get it across, he won't get it and keeps pursuing after us.
Eugh, not with your hand, here--
[Naturally, Kaveh has handkerchiefs ready and pulls one out to offer to Alhaitham. Rather, to press it to the man's nose for him, since he's wiping his nose with his HAND.]
[Naturally, Kaveh has handkerchiefs ready and pulls one out to offer to Alhaitham. Rather, to press it to the man's nose for him, since he's wiping his nose with his HAND.]
[Alhaitham doesn't stop Kaveh from wiping his nose for him, though he can't help but wrinkle it since being close to Kaveh means smelling the oils and perfumes that his senior puts on himself. It's fine on a normal day, but right now his nose is still too sensitive from all that sneezing he's just done.]
Nngh. [He sniffles again, and then unceremoniously blows his now to get out the snot that he can feel inside, mostly because he can and the handkerchief is already covering his nose anyway, so why not.]
Nngh. [He sniffles again, and then unceremoniously blows his now to get out the snot that he can feel inside, mostly because he can and the handkerchief is already covering his nose anyway, so why not.]
[Honestly, Lyney's catlike behavior is increasing Kaveh's desire to give him headpats...]
I don't know that I'd describe him as mysterious, but he certainly has a much...different air about him to Heizou, we can agree on that.
I don't know that I'd describe him as mysterious, but he certainly has a much...different air about him to Heizou, we can agree on that.
Charming.
[But Kaveh still held up the cloth through that wonderful display, and a little longer in case Alhaitham needs to do it again, before pulling back.]
I've never fathomed how a nose as sensitive as yours can tolerate all the spice you eat.
[But Kaveh still held up the cloth through that wonderful display, and a little longer in case Alhaitham needs to do it again, before pulling back.]
I've never fathomed how a nose as sensitive as yours can tolerate all the spice you eat.
[Alhaitham's nose gives another twitch as he sniffles one more time once Kaveh pulls the handkerchief away from him, and despite all of that it hasn't stopped Alhaitham himself from reaching up to rub his nose with the back of his hand one more time.]
I'm not 'tolerating' any spice when its a perfectly normal amount. You're the one who can't even take a single, normal chili.
[He's not even telling you to eat a Jueyun chili!!]
I'm not 'tolerating' any spice when its a perfectly normal amount. You're the one who can't even take a single, normal chili.
[He's not even telling you to eat a Jueyun chili!!]
I'm not the one who started sneezing because of a little bit of hair.
[Kaveh your hair is way more than a little bit of hair.]
[Kaveh your hair is way more than a little bit of hair.]
Your hair is a fair bit more than just a 'little' bit of hair.
[Yes, he will indeed point this out.]
[Yes, he will indeed point this out.]
[How WOULD Lyney respond to headpats? Only one way to find out, really.]
Oh, he certainly is different, make no mistake about that!
[He sighs, swirling his wine in the cup.]
Perhaps mysterious isn't the right word... he's more like a puzzle box. The more you unlock, the more hidden compartments you discover.
Oh, he certainly is different, make no mistake about that!
[He sighs, swirling his wine in the cup.]
Perhaps mysterious isn't the right word... he's more like a puzzle box. The more you unlock, the more hidden compartments you discover.
And yet, I'm never the one sneezing.
[:T!!!]
[:T!!!]
I would question your decision making skills even more if you did and still decide to keep your hair this way.
[You may be stupid sometimes Kaveh but surely not this level of dumb.]
[You may be stupid sometimes Kaveh but surely not this level of dumb.]
My hair looks fantastic, excuse you.
[Now, he knows this isn't the argument Alhaitham is making, but also, he gets to be pedantic, it's the hair on his head.]
[Now, he knows this isn't the argument Alhaitham is making, but also, he gets to be pedantic, it's the hair on his head.]
You make him sound so complicated! But he isn't at all. He really is a simple man with simple desires, he just thinks about them in ridiculous sideways notions.
I never said that it wasn't.
[He knows what you're aiming for here, senior.]
[He knows what you're aiming for here, senior.]
Hmmph, so long as you're aware.
[Not that it matters what Alhaitham thinks about his appearance or anything!!!]
[Not that it matters what Alhaitham thinks about his appearance or anything!!!]
I've always been aware.
[Just says that without really thinking about it. Of course he has. There's nothing about Kaveh that he has not seen, at this point.]
[Just says that without really thinking about it. Of course he has. There's nothing about Kaveh that he has not seen, at this point.]
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