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Okjhhhhhh you dont WANT to jse the mlnster cuz itkl break his bjtt
Okjhhhhhh you dont WANT to jse the mlnster cuz itkl break his bjtt
I wouldn't hurt him!! I know what I'm doing!
why are you assuming i haven't
[because you already said you bottom, kaveh]
if you say anything about his farts again I am telling lyney to take your phone away
[because you already said you bottom, kaveh]
if you say anything about his farts again I am telling lyney to take your phone away
cuz yiu ssaaaaaaid
[How happily Heizou points this out. Even drunk he can still argue with the best of them!]
kaaabe I bet je wants yoy to break his buttt
[How happily Heizou points this out. Even drunk he can still argue with the best of them!]
kaaabe I bet je wants yoy to break his buttt
he should stop being so damn good at it then!
[if you listen closely, you can hear the exact moment kaveh realizes he's fucked up irreparably!]
[if you listen closely, you can hear the exact moment kaveh realizes he's fucked up irreparably!]
[Oh, Kaveh.
The best part is that all of this gets to be saved on their phones to be treasured forever.]
ooooOooooOOOooOoOOOOoo~~~
Does he hit it just rigjt?? The haopy spot?? You noth BIG uknow its wikld
The best part is that all of this gets to be saved on their phones to be treasured forever.]
ooooOooooOOOooOoOOOOoo~~~
Does he hit it just rigjt?? The haopy spot?? You noth BIG uknow its wikld
[Being a standby to this whole conversation has been going on has been a bit of a rollercoaster to say the least, but this last comment, well.
Alhaitham isn't going to say anything but there is a certain Look on his face now that is pretty much telling Kaveh everything that he needs to know.]
Alhaitham isn't going to say anything but there is a certain Look on his face now that is pretty much telling Kaveh everything that he needs to know.]
Shut up! Shut up! Don't say anything!
[HE'S DYING HE'S DEAD HE IS DECEASED.]
[HE'S DYING HE'S DEAD HE IS DECEASED.]
mehrak: Kaveh cannot respond to messages right now!
mehrak: initializing voice transcription mode...
mehrak: transcription: "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa oh my god oh my god do not read the texts out loud mehrak oh god why did I say that oh no hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
'So damn good at it', huh?
[Yeah he's never going to let this go.]
[Yeah he's never going to let this go.]
Oh my god, stop, you don't need your ego inflated any more than it already is!
[Putting his face in his hands.] This can't be a surprise to you.
[Putting his face in his hands.] This can't be a surprise to you.
Sure, but its nice to hear it.
[Not that Kaveh should be surprised by that, seeing as how encouraging Alhaitham gets about making Kaveh be vocal just about every time.]
But that being said, it wouldn't hurt to hear you elaborate further about the specifics.
[Yeah, he's milking this for all its worth.]
[Not that Kaveh should be surprised by that, seeing as how encouraging Alhaitham gets about making Kaveh be vocal just about every time.]
But that being said, it wouldn't hurt to hear you elaborate further about the specifics.
[Yeah, he's milking this for all its worth.]
Oh, what, do you want to hear about how you "hit the happy spot"?
[SNorting. Listen thanks to mehrak they both got to hear that message out loud.]
Are you that eager for praise?
[SNorting. Listen thanks to mehrak they both got to hear that message out loud.]
Are you that eager for praise?
Not really. You make it clear enough when it happens.
[:] :] :]]
[:] :] :]]
You--!
[Kaveh splutters and puts a hand over Alhaitham's face to push at him, red from his ears all the way to his shoulders.]
Menace.
[Kaveh splutters and puts a hand over Alhaitham's face to push at him, red from his ears all the way to his shoulders.]
Menace.
[OH MEHRAK IS READING THE TEXTS OUT LOUD, IS SHE? WELL THEN.]
seeeeenpaaaaaai ~~
OoOOOoOoo dont youbwanna hjt HIS happy spot too~ does he nake a nice face just for you~? Lyney does for me ~~~ ♡
seeeeenpaaaaaai ~~
OoOOOoOoo dont youbwanna hjt HIS happy spot too~ does he nake a nice face just for you~? Lyney does for me ~~~ ♡
[Unsurprisingly Alhaitham doesn't so much as budge from Kaveh's attempt to shove him aside, merely reaching over to pry that hand away from his face.]
Yet you chose to marry me. [He says so very simply, eyes already going dark as his gaze flicks across his husband's flushed cheeks. Kaveh always looks far too irresistible when he gets so flustered...] What does that say about you then, hmm?
Yet you chose to marry me. [He says so very simply, eyes already going dark as his gaze flicks across his husband's flushed cheeks. Kaveh always looks far too irresistible when he gets so flustered...] What does that say about you then, hmm?
Of course I did. Who else could it have been but you?
[Kaveh scoffs, even as flustered as he is, at the very notion he'd have married anyone else. If not Alhaitham, then no one...he'd found that thought a resignation, only just a year ago.]
I keep telling you, if I am a degenerate, it is your fault--
[he's cut off, as Mehrak cheerfully reads out Heizou's latest text. He's turning quite red but also, his shoulders are shaking, and he's covered his mouth with his other hand.
It's just so fucking dumb.]
Fffff...
[Kaveh scoffs, even as flustered as he is, at the very notion he'd have married anyone else. If not Alhaitham, then no one...he'd found that thought a resignation, only just a year ago.]
I keep telling you, if I am a degenerate, it is your fault--
[he's cut off, as Mehrak cheerfully reads out Heizou's latest text. He's turning quite red but also, his shoulders are shaking, and he's covered his mouth with his other hand.
It's just so fucking dumb.]
Fffff...
[Alhaitham would be lying if he said he isn't affected by Kaveh's rather candid admission. Of course, he's no stranger to all of those facts, but there's always something about the way Kaveh says it out like this that gets to him. Maybe its just about part of his possessive nature, of being able to hear for himself how much he has affected his senior... something far more indelible than any of the marks that he's left on the other's skin. Speaking of which—
He starts to reach out, wanting to grab onto Kaveh and draw him closer, but stops when Mehrak interrupts by reading out what frankly is a message that is far too drunk to be taken properly in any context, and more importantly is ruining the mood.]
Mehrak, mute and standby.
[Command given, he resumes his task of reaching over to his husband and then pulls him in close, an expectant look on his face.]
I think that's enough of somebody else's drunken shenanigans for one night.
He starts to reach out, wanting to grab onto Kaveh and draw him closer, but stops when Mehrak interrupts by reading out what frankly is a message that is far too drunk to be taken properly in any context, and more importantly is ruining the mood.]
Mehrak, mute and standby.
[Command given, he resumes his task of reaching over to his husband and then pulls him in close, an expectant look on his face.]
I think that's enough of somebody else's drunken shenanigans for one night.
Oh? Do you want my drunken shenanigans? I better get a bottle, then.
[Despite his teasing, Kaveh's looped his arms around Alhaitham's shoulders, eyes bright with merriment.]
Come on then...if you're going to gloat over your skill, put it to good use.
[Despite his teasing, Kaveh's looped his arms around Alhaitham's shoulders, eyes bright with merriment.]
Come on then...if you're going to gloat over your skill, put it to good use.
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