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username: paradisaea

"This is Kaveh. I can't answer right now, but please leave a message!"

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[empyrean_mirror]

of course it affects me! leaving aside he's the kind of man who has to research love of all damn things, take a moment and think:

Who do you even think this is about?

1/2

[catsgothistongue]

...

[Forgive him Kaveh, you'll be seeing the '...' buffering for a whopping three minutes until...]

2/2

[catsgothistongue]

The fish?

[empyrean_mirror]

the FISH didn't have to confess it loved him to save his life from that goddamn crab!

[do you ever send a text and regret it instantly?]

[catsgothistongue]

The way you're talking, you're making it sound like you were the one he meant.

[Ha ha wouldn't that be wild?]

[empyrean_mirror]

ranma.

(1/? I'm sorry)

[catsgothistongue]

What?

[Did he say something wrong?]

2/?

[catsgothistongue]

[Give him a minute to piece it together.]

3/?

[catsgothistongue]

[Aaaaaaaany minute now...]

4/?

[catsgothistongue]

[Wait for it...]

5/?

[catsgothistongue]

[*Click!*]

(6/6 I am done now!)

[catsgothistongue]

[He finally got it.]

Oh. Huh. That's... huh.

[Wasn't expecting that.]

[empyrean_mirror]

why did you think

i got him the damn fish slippers

if it was not for love, ranma?

I am sorry, he is himbo

[catsgothistongue]

I thought it was a gift for him letting you live with him and for helping you! As a present!

a pure bean

[empyrean_mirror]

....you are a very pure and forthright young man.

[right now that is not a compliment.]

pure as he can possible be, but still a bean!

[catsgothistongue]

... Are you being sarcastic?

[empyrean_mirror]

not today

let me pose you a question: how often have you seen Alhaitham willingly interact with anything when I wasn't forcing him?

[catsgothistongue]

Thank you?

[Kaveh you're freaking him out by being genuine.]

Not much? I've only ever met the guy in real life during the housewarming party. Any other time was on the shellphone.

[empyrean_mirror]

that makes you like most people--he rarely socializes if I don't force him.

Which means almost anyone who's met him will read that post and already have associated him with me.

[catsgothistongue]

He doesn't seem like the kind of guy I'd exactly call a socialite.

[Far as he know at least.]

Ah. Yeah, I guess that does suck for you. [Thank you for your compassionate words Ranma.] No offense man, but I think you're blowing this out of proportion here.

[empyrean_mirror]

ranma how am I supposed to feel about telling this man I love him and then he has to conduct RESEARCH on the very subject of love?

[it's embarrassing. he is embarrassed.]

Ranma's either going to make this situation better or worse, I'm so sorry Kaveh

[catsgothistongue]

Why are you asking me?! I dunno, flattered? I did ask if he was crushing on someone, then he got all semantical and said 'It IsN't CrUsHiNg If ThEy ReCiPrOcAtEd.' So... he likes you back, I guess?

scree

[empyrean_mirror]

AND HE HAS BROADCAST IT TO THE ENTIRE NETWORK

he is fulfilling his role as chaos gremlin

[catsgothistongue]

ISN'T THAT THE SAME AS A PUBLIC LOVE CONFESSION??

[empyrean_mirror]

IT'S MORTIFYING IS WHAT IT IS