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[After he and him alone totally dropped his convo with Alhaitham, Ranma's just going to slide on over to ~~dad's~~ an architect twink's PM on the network to bitterly complain.]

Your roommate's a jerk.

[This could easily be read in the same tone as a kid telling on someone, and no one would blame you.]

and water is wet.

what happened this time?

[Glad they both can agree on that.]

He posted a survey on the network asking people about romance and their love life. And after I answered it, he kept avoiding my questions and only told me he's 'trying to understand the idea of love itself' while being dumb at the same time. I decided to stop and didn't see the point in answering him anymore since he wasn't gonna give me a straight answer or just be pedantic.

[Sure Ranma. You're totally the one who dropped it first.]

Edited 2024-04-04 04:52 (UTC)

he probably was being straightforward, he doesn't understand people don't operate inside his he

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Edited 2024-04-04 04:55 (UTC)

[From a distance:]

He did WHAT?

Oh god, oh my god, what the fuck is he doing, oh my god--

[why is this happening to him. He's never done anything to deserve this in his life.]

I'm sorry, Kaveh cannot respond to messages right now, as he is going to kill his roommate and then run away onto the shell of eltrut on a spiritual pilgrimage until no one remembers this, goodbye.

[So fun fact, Ranma holds his phone up close to his face. He wasn't expecting the sudden switch to video nor the sudden shouting near his ear. Ranma gave out a tiny yelp and nearly dropped his phone too, scrambling to catch it as it bounced out of his hands back into the air, until finally getting a grasp back on it. Rubbing the side of his temple, grousing to himself] Geez, blow out my ear drums, why don't you Kaveh...?

[Before texting back.]

Hey, wait a minute! Don't kill him yet! All I said was he put up a love survey asking people about their love and sex lives! It was a dumb thing to ask publicly, sure, but I wasn't expecting you to get so freaked out about it.

Besides, it's on the network for everyone to see. So even if you do disappear and go off the grid, everyone'll remember it for as long as time exist.

[Real helpful there.]

wonderful I'm going to go throw myself off a pier and I'm taking him with me

What's got you so pissed about this? The guy's living with you, yeah, but I don't see how whatever he asks online offends you.

[local straight teen still hasn't put two and two together yet.]

of course it affects me! leaving aside he's the kind of man who has to research love of all damn things, take a moment and think:

Who do you even think this is about?